Sunday, November 8, 2009

Upcoming Annual Report

I have been hard at work on the annual report for Z.E.D. and while this year, our organization was able to document and help many cases of the Zombie outbreak, we still have a lot of work ahead of us.

For instance, our science division still needs medical scientists to help us further understand how to treat those suffering from this shocking illness. How are those suffering from the disease able to exist independent of any blood pressure or flow? Why is it that there are momentary lapses of consciousness mixed with the more stereotypical, non-conscious entities more commonly referred to as Zombies?

We also need the help of those people who have encounters with zombies of which we are not currently aware. As you may know, there is a Zombie Incident Report (Z.I.R. form) on the right side of this blog. If you have encountered a zombie and would like to report it, please tell us your story, and provide feedback so we can not only help you in your situation, but also help us help others as well.

A filmmaker, who wishes to remain unnamed until the release of his newest project, has also asked us permission to film a documentary on this organization. Feeling that this can only help further promote our ideals to others, we have agreed to the terms. We will also be sponsoring the filmmaker's chronicle of one of our most famous cases.

We feel that the story of those brave souls we have encountered should be known to the world, and feel this filmmaker is doing a great service to our cause.

We also feel that many people have great services which they too can offer, so if you would like to make a suggestion on how you can help, feel free to donate either your time or money to this worthy cause, either by making a donation (right side of the screen) or by filling out our application (also on the right). Please note that any anonymous donations we receive obviously cannot receive any credits or complimentary materials, so as much as we appreciate the donations, please feel free to send us your info so we can be sure to reward you for your help.

Thanks for making this a great year, and looking forward to seeing what more we can do for the world.

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